Absolute Blue Invitation 4/16/21 - 4/18/21

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Published on Wednesday, 14 April 2021 22:11

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Absolute Blue Vegetizes

 

At the time it seemed like a sure thing. Investing in Woody Harrelson’s am radio talk show was a way of generating much needed capital and propping up our floundering stock price. But even with a substantial corporate sponsorship from Viagra we could not turn a profit or even produce a full segment of Mornings With Wood. At best we are looking at a commercial disaster, at worst jail time or at least a substantial timeout. Desperate for another revenue stream, we look to the product that most all of us use: Food. I know what you’re thinking. Didn’t we learn our lesson with the debacle that was our vegetable based card game, Artichokemon? Or our one and only foray into edible building products we called Pomegranite? Apparently not. So we forge ahead with another series of ill-conceived, marginally legal, highly questionable ventures. In any case, please feel free to ask about ground level licensing opportunities for the following offerings from Absolute Blue: Where We Put The Suck In Succotash.

 

-Billy introduced a product sure to appeal to conspiracy theorist of all types, the Qcumber.

-Skip wanted to infuse vegetables with beer and came up with Brewbarb and Keggplant.

-Don wanted to do the same but with coffee, so developed the Javacado.

-Tom wanted to recognize 44 with Barackolli and 42’s VP with the Waltermelon.

-Kevin was tired of all the negativity surrounding fruit so introduced us to the Canaloupe.

 

Join us Friday at the Veteran’s Reunion, Wickham Park, from 6:30 to 8:30…

 

Then it’s our return to Sandbar in Cocoa Beach, at the end of 520, from 9 to 1 Saturday…