Absolute Blue Invitation 6/11/21 - 6/13/21

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Published on Wednesday, 09 June 2021 20:32

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Absolute Blue Elementizes

 

We at Absolute Blue have always taken a deep interest in the sciences. Skip was even a Particle Physics major. Or maybe it was no particular Physics. Either way, there’s a reason that Bill’s nickname was Ferrous Bueller. And remember that time that Don accidently discovered a new chemical compound while attempting to light a bathroom candle? Talk about your noble gases. This even pertains to investing, as Tom diversified his portfolio between ionic and covalent bonds. Just like Kevin always says, it’s better to be carbonated than carbon dated. And with barely a coherent thought we bring you what we like to call the Beeriodic Table, beginning with the most basic of elements, Absolute Blutonium, The Worst Metal You’ll Ever Love. But that’s not all. So grab yourself an Oxygin and Tonic as we are sure to put the Ass in Potassium. Most of the below have only been synthesized in lavatories, although others have been known to occur naturally. Still others were created though precise chemical reactions, requiring a specific mentos-to-coke ratio:

 

-Flossphorous, an essential for good oral hygiene.

-Goodnitrogen, developed for use as an anesthetic

-A dense, ductile transition metal used in trash compactors, Flattenum.

-The scariest element, Afraidium.

-The tastiest of all elements, the key lime flavored Piedrogen.

-N’zinc, containing the very essence of boy bands.

-The Los Angeles based nutrient, SouthernCalcium.

-The most patriotic mineral, Flagnesium.

 

We start off a big weekend at Tiki Bar & Grill in Sebastian, on Indian River Blvd just south of Main Street, 7 to 11 Friday…

 

Then it’s Mainstreet in downtown Melbourne from 6 to 10 Saturday…

 

And we close the weekend out at Sandbar in Cocoa Beach, at the end of 520, Sunday 4 to 8…