Absolute Blue Invitation 9/10/21 - 9/12/21
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Absolute Blue Ornithologizes
So it appears that the internet is broken or something, as we have yet to hear anything from the thousands that read these posts regarding our self imposed exile. And since keeping this content from you could be considered criminal, and we don’t want to go against any local or state statutes, we are bringing you the latest insights from The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love. Since we last spoke, the band has been on a Bahamas cruise where they took part in a new exercise regime, Pilates of the Caribbean. But we had to stop going as it just wasn’t working out. This is also where the band became fascinated with the shore birds that frequent the Bahamian beaches, our avian friends that cover a remarkable variety of species. From the exceedingly average C-gull to the birds that instead of using their designated feeders, swoop down on unsuspecting diners at beachside restaurants and are most likely liberals. These are the Improper Left Terns. Their fascinating social hierarchy even includes younger birds that perform the same duties as the older birds but do not directly benefit from the process. These are the Interns. So we asked the band which is the most compelling species:
-Tom likes the bird that looks like a flying dog, the Beagull.
-Bill says he likes them all and donated a large sum to the global organization tasked with the preservation of shore birds, As The World Terns.
-Against all odds, Kevin’s favorite is the Improbagull.
-Don researched a film about a bird that comes back from the future to destroy, then redeem mankind, the hard to say Ternimator.
-Skip will always remember his favorite bird that has the most spectacular plumage, the Unforgetagull.
Join us for our only public performance this weekend, Saturday at Mainstreet in downtown Melbourne from 6 to 10…