Absolute Blue Invitation 10/08/21 - 10/09/21

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Published on Wednesday, 06 October 2021 22:23

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Absolute Blue Cuisinizes

 

We are happy to announce that the Absolute Blue Incorporated Marketing Division has signed a highly lucrative contract, most likely based on our exceptional work regarding the naming of Satellite’s latest breakfast restaurant, Quiche On The Beach. After a series of negotiations, bribes and payoffs, we have finally been awarded the campaign to rebrand the Meals On Wheels campaign and have already put some of our plans in motion, such as combining an exercise program with neighborhood delivery, called Eats on Feets. And pairing a motorcycle club with a national wing chain to bring you Hooters on Scooters. Also, classic American fare delivered in our specially designed Hamburghini. And to ensure inclusivity we will provide everything from Smorgasbords in Beat Up Fords to Leftovers in Land Rovers. We even included a spiritual based option specifically for Easter, Dodge Rams with Smoked Hams. In addition, to appeal to specific markets we have developed a multifaceted approach, including:

 

-Barbeque: Baby Backs in Cadillacs.

-Vegan: Avocados in Silverados.

-Turkish: Late Model Saabs with Shish Kebobs.

-Comfort Food: Casseroles in Honda Souls.

-Italian: Meatballs in U-Hauls.

-Dessert: Hyundais with Sundays.

-Breakfast: Pop Tarts in Golf Carts.

 

Join us for a Friday night at Malabar Mo’s, at US1 and Malabar Road from 7 to 11…

Then it’s a Saturday from 6 to 10 at Mainstreet Pub in Downtown Melbourne…