Absolute Blue Halloweenisizes
‘Twas the night ‘fore All Hallows and all through the place
Something was amiss, something we had to face
Gone were the pitchers, filled up with cold brew
Gone were the bottles and cans we once knew
No Bud Light, no Yuengling, No Genuine Draft
No Amstel, no Keystone, no beers made from craft
But what was the reason that we’re in this bind?
Don paid with his Visa but it was declined
“I’ve got no more dollars, no quarters, no dimes
It’s enough now to make me stop drinking sometimes”
“Now stop all that talk’, I said with a wink
“Let’s figure out how we can pay for our drinks”
“I know!” cried Bill, “We can play for our beer!”
“Some places might like you, but not us, not here”
We knew that the bartender meant what he said
And now that our prospects were probably dead
So I and my drummer and Kevin and Don
Found that we can’t buy beer on Amazon
When all of a sudden there arose such a ruckus
We looked up to see then that Skip was among us
“I’ll buy the next round” he said with a grin
“And maybe the next, let the good times begin”
And then flowed the lager, the ales and the stout
Just when we thought that we might do without
Since everything seemed to have turned out all right
We’re wishing you all the best Halloween night
Join us for a Friday night at Sunset Waterfront Grille and Bar in Cocoa Beach, on 520 at the river from 5 to 9…
And Saturday it’s Pineda Inn for a Halloween Party from 7 to 11, featuring a costume contest and all kinds of fun…