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Published on Wednesday, 05 January 2022 21:04

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Absolute Blue Occupizes

 

It has become apparent in recent months that performing is a young man’s game and at some point, the years, or the mileage, may get the better of us. Because it’s never too soon to start planning for the future, it may be time to anticipate our careers after Absolute Blue. However, our research into the current job market has been a bit perplexing. Went to a ‘dentist’ the other day and still have a cavity but the crease in my quarter panel buffed out nicely. Called about a bouquet for my daughter’s wedding and got a recommendation for a nice oak Pergo from the floorist. And after consulting with a contractor for a remodeling job I’m still picking up after the 2 llamas the arkitect brought. I went to get my shoes repaired and came home with a peach dessert. In thinking more about this, which is always a problem, we have come up with the following questions:

 

-If you sedated a patient for a colonoscopy, are you the Anusthesiologist?

-Couldn’t someone that checks to make sure your steak is cooked to the proper temperature be called a Meateorologist?

-Wouldn’t a Wide Receiver position be considered a Receptionist?

-Could a high achieving mortician would be considered an Overtaker?

-Would an administrative assistant with a drinking problem be a Triple Secretary?

-If you were a heart doctor that treats female rappers could you be a CardiBologist?

 

Anyways, please join us for a Friday night at Mainstreet Pub in downtown Melbourne from 6 to 10…

 

Then it’s a Sunday afternoon at Island Time in Cocoa Beach from 3 to 7…