Absolute Blue Novelizes
During our recent time off we decided it would be a good time to catch up on some of our reading. And while Bill prefers historical fiction, Kevin reads mysteries, Tom likes biographies, Skip sticks to political non fiction and Don mostly reads labels, there is one thing we have in common: Romance, the trashier the better. Like those ones that have the exposition on the cover, like “He was doomed from the very first taste of her…Apocalips!” Or “Two couples meet at an art auction that turns to romance in…4 Biddin’”. Or “Her unrequited love with her local priest led to an…Obsession with Confession.” But the best were the ones Tom brought last time we played:
-Her affair with a field hand turned spy could bring about Farmageddon in…’50 Shades of Hay’.
-She couldn’t stop reading QR codes in…’Scandalous’.
-What started as a casual vegetable encounter became an obsession when she was…’Seduced by Produce’.
-The smoldering story of Nicolas II…’The Fault In Our Czars’.
-He worked at Tire Kingdom…She was at Discount Tire…Together it was ‘Inflatuation’.
-She couldn’t stand to look into the sad eyes of a homeless cat….She was ‘Instraysiable’.
-Her love for Atilla could not be contained as she gave in to…’The Hunger’.
-He despised his father’s new wife so much he exiled her to the highest tower of the castle…One he called ‘Mothering Heights’.
-He longed to be free of the throngs of sports gaming enthusiasts…Where he could truly be free…’Far From The Maddening Crowd’.
Join us for a Friday at Malabar Mo’s from 7:30 to 11:30…
And Saturday at Mainstreet from 6 to 10…
Then a rare Sunday afternoon at Squid Lips in Melbourne from 4 to 8…