Absolute Blue Invitation 5/27/22 - 5/29/22

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Published on Wednesday, 25 May 2022 20:53

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Absolute Blue Toolicizes

 

We are happy to announce that our periodic communications are officially back after a series of misunderstandings that required legal intervention. Turns out Don soiled the couch again after receiving what he thought was a ‘restaining’ order. But the lawyers have been paid and all court mandated obligations fulfilled. When we last spoke we were talking about Kevin, our resident handyman. Do you lack the thrill of the drill? Do you loathe the lathe? Afraid to go Awl in? Whether you have doubts about your grout or are just skeptical of your receptacles, don’t be afraid of knocking on Kevin’s door. His tool collection is so extensive that he is enrolled in both Home Depot and Lowes’ Frequent Plier program. He participated in so many volunteer projects he is officially called The Mensch with a Wrench. All this and so much more. Can you believe he also:

 

-Illustrated the concept of ‘An Eye For An Eye’ with his reciprocating saw.

-Has been known to show his team spirit by shouting ‘Roll Tide!’ when using his Alabama hamma.

-Has taught us responsibility with his ‘He who kicks it fix it’ program.

-Likes to listen to Nirvana during his plumbing duties, earning him the nickname ‘Grunger with a Plunger’.

-Organized a volunteer group of business leaders to refurbish downtown shops called the Caulking Heads.

-Created the ‘Vice Grips’ project, which may or may not be a metaphor.

 

Join us for a Friday night at the Tiki Bar in Sebastian, on Indian River Blvd just south of Main Street…

 

Saturday we attend to a private event, but Sunday we return to Malabar Mo’s from 4 to 8…