Absolute Blue Invitation 10/05/12 - 10/06/12

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Published on Wednesday, 03 October 2012 20:10

Written by Absolute Blue

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Absolute Blue's GPS

Actual recording of Kevin's budget priced voice activated GPS:

Hello and what should I call you today?
It’s me, dumbass.
Where would you like to go today Smee Dumass?
Courthouse.
Fines or incarceration?
Umm…fines.
Smee Dumass, pull out of the driveway.
I know.
Then proceed down the street to the next road.
Yeah, ok..
You’re going too fast Smee Dumass.
No I’m not.
Don’t miss your turn.
I won’t.
(pause)Do you wish you were talking to that slut Siri?
Uh…no
You know she’ll talk to anyone.
No…you’re doing fine.(long pause) Well, I think we’re...
DO YOU THINK WE’RE DONE HERE??
I guess I could sit for a while…
 

He took a cab home.

You may not need directions but make sure to take advantage of all Absolute Blue has to offer this weekend as we take next weekend off...

Friday night we're at Squid Lips from 7 to 11...

And Saturday it's back to the Old Fish House at the Treasure Coast Marina in Grant from 6 to 10...