Absolute Blue Invitation 12/21/12 - 12/22/12

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Published on Wednesday, 19 December 2012 09:25

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Absolute Blue Rocks

OK, it's the last time we'll do it this year, so here you go...

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell sox
Meat with pink slime, songs from LeAnn Rimes
Dasher and dancer and more figurines
Santa plastic toys, most are obscene

Chia pet, won’t grow yet, old wonder bra
Sock with one mate, food past expire date
Hannah Montana
Bought from Melbourne Square
I don’t really care

Clock with no chime, doesn’t tell time
An iPod that won’t play
That men’s thong thing, it’s the wrong thing
To be openin’ on your holiday

Solo cup, used of course, smells like old feet
And some used hockey pucks
Twix and Pringles
And a broken toy jeep

That’s the gift that sure
That’s the gift that sure
That’s the gift that sure sucks

But what doesn't suck is a Saturday night at the Tiki Bar in Sebastian from 7 to 11...