Absolute Blue Invitation 12/19/14 - 12/20/14

Absolute Blue’s Reality

As we look back on 2014, one glaring fact seems to stand out. Of the plethora of reality TV ideas we have submitted this year none have come to fruition. And while this differs none from the year before, or even the year before that, we truly felt that this was the year that we would take America by storm and finally get the recognition we so sorely deserve. Where else can otherwise unknowns catapult into superstardom with a simple premise or catch phrase? Undeterred by a universal lack of bad taste we push on with even more ideas to appeal to the lowest American denominator:

-Don and Kevin Plus Seven: A documentary featuring the horn dogs and their newly adopted litter of wildebeests.

-The Octotom: Thanks to the magic of cloning, Tom now has to deal with 8 additional marginally talented smartasses.

-Nude and Bewildered: Where we learn the agony of sunburn and either the beginnings of incontinence or incomplete bladder evacuation, depends.  

-American Pickers: A new take on a favorite theme, where unsuspecting drivers are caught in various stages of nasal distress.

-Bandzillas: See what happens when they find out there’s part skim provolone in the deli tray and Sam’s Own champagne in the limo.

-The Biggest Boozer: Really no contest here.

-Skippervention: Skip applies his decidedly North Carolinian sensibilities to unsuspecting contestants. Mayberry well be the best show ever.

-So You Think You Can Perform Multivariable Calculus: The Big Bang cast competes for algorithmic based prizes.

-Brevard’s Got Ability: A countywide talent show with like cows jumping rope and whatnot.

Hopefully these will not join our other failed pilots including Here Comes Billy Boo Boo, Extreme Makeover: Band Edition and Growing up Yearty…

Catch us this Friday at Malabar Mo’s at Malabar and US1 from 7 to 11…

Then Saturday it’s Matt’s Casbah in downtown Melbourne from 6:30 to 9:30…