Absolute Blue Invitation 2/20/15 - 2/22/15

 Absolute Blue Interacts

In an effort to enhance the Absolute Blue experience, we have developed new collaborative programs to allow users to not only enjoy the largely mediocre music we perform, but actually participate in the festivities on a variety of different levels. Let’s take a look, shall we:

-Platinum: You will learn how to fix a variety of instruments, repair electronics as well as resolve wardrobe malfunctions with a single application of duct tape. You will be given the opportunity to create set lists from an extensive list of decrepit, poorly executed and badly arranged musical selections. You will also be given the opportunity to haggle with club owners, dispute pay and threaten unionization. You regret leaving law school.

-Gold: You will get to deal with hecklers, mostly family members, then attempt to divide 2.23 in tips 5 ways without someone complaining and learn a series of inside jokes (Warning: verbal dissemination of said jokes can and will cause loss of income, societal status and possibly incur future litigation). You regret not finishing your bachelor’s.

-Silver: You will ensure each band member adheres to a prohibitively strict dress code (includes a mandatory underwear check). Also you will learn to reprimand band members using a rolled up newspaper and to drink with the band, which includes a complimentary post performance 7-11 frozen burrito. Comes with its own stomach pump. You regret much of high school.

-Bronze: After loading several tons of equipment, incurring a speeding ticket and missing out on Cake Day at work, you get to the venue to find that the performance has been cancelled and are offered a warm glass of Old Milwaukee Light as compensation. You regret not applying for the position that may someday lead to assistant manager of a drive through establishment.

It’s an all Cocoa Beach weekend as we play a highly unusual two night stand at Keith’s Oyster Bar at the Cocoa Beach Pier both Friday and Saturday from 5:30 to 9:30…

Then Sunday it’s the Sandbar Sports Grill at the end of 520 from 4 to 8…