Absolute Blue Invitation 10/30/15 - 10/31/15

Absolute Blue Filmitizes

Not content with bastardizing a single medium, Absolute Blue is taking on a completely different art form. To continue with our plans for world domination we have created our own film production company, mostly housed in Bill’s garage. This provides us an outlet for some of our extra creative energy and allows us to make use of dozens of costumes, the result of many years of Halloween performances and Tom’s cross dressing. After all, how hard could it be? We’ve even got a casting couch. Well, more like a casting futon. In any case, we have the following projects currently in turnaround:

Midler on the Roof: Bette hosts one of those home improvement shows.

Florence of Arabia: Progressive insurance opens their first Middle Eastern office.

From Here to Maternity: Random Kardashians seek male donors in a vain attempt to maintain relevancy.

Rebel Without A Clause: The ghost of James Dean contemplates converting to Judaism.

Absence of Dallas: A look at the future NFL playoffs without the Cowboys.

The Bridges of Madison County: Reality show starring Jeff, Lloyd and Beau.

Love is a Many Gendered Thing: Again with the Kardashians.

Star Trek: The Wrath of Don: Our trumpet player finally figures out that his favorite show has been cancelled.

The Phantom of the Oprah: Ms. Winfrey buys a haunted theatre.

Tommie Dearest: Wire hangers? No way, bitches.

Thoroughly Modern Billy: He’s got a cell phone and everything.

The Absent Minded Confessor: A confused Matthew McConaughey wanders into a Catholic church. 

How to Bury a Billionaire: Liberals unite to subjugate Trump in the polls.

Dohklahoma: The Simpsons move to Tulsa.

Total Recall: An in depth look at the Volkswagen crisis.

Brothello: A documentary on Lamar Odom.

The Passion of the Crist: A piece by piece examination of Charlie’s platform and policies.

In the meantime, please take the opportunity to catch The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love at Keith’s Oyster Bar at Cocoa Beach Pier Friday from 6 to 10…

Then it’s time for the big Halloween party Saturday at Matt’s in downtown Melbourne from 8 to 11…