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Absolute Blue Invitation 4/21/17 - 4/22/17


Absolute Blue Animizes


Please forward this highly specialized notification to your pet or the highest ranking animal in your household:


Cat: Meow, meow, purr, meow, (sleep).

Dog: Woof, woof, ruff, ruff, ruff, woof, bark!

Pig: Wallow. Wallow. Wallow. Wallow (bacon).

Fish: (woeful expression of desperation).

Bird: Chirp, Chirp, Chirpees (window).

Hamster: Spin. Spin, spin, spin (poop).

Cow: Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo (burgers).

Chicken: Crock of doodle doo!

Llama: Yak. Yak. Yak. Yak (spit).

Fox: Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding.



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