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Absolute Blue Astronomizes

 

This time of year on clear, crisp nights we can turn our eyes to the Kevins and take wonder at the Donstallations all through the Billky way, such as the big Skipper, that shine brightly above. An awe inspiring display that puts in perspective our place here on our own little rock. And wonder at the multitude of marketing possibilities. Sure, you can register a star of your own for $19.95, but what about the space between the stars? There is unlimited potential there. I know what you’re thinking, it’s like the time we sold bottles of air, which worked out well enough until Don got the idea of farting in every 6th bottle. We told him that it was a terrible idea, that it should be more like every 5 bottles, but would he listen? Or maybe like the time we ordered 500 pair of edible sox. Or the time we introduced the first solar powered flashlight. Or developed gluten free water. We had the market cornered on our electric surfboard till that string of fatalities. Our brief jerky was the perfect blend or erotic and dietetic but simply was not marketed correctly. And the jalapeno oreo idea was simply ahead of its time. At one time we offered an extensive line of pet cologne but abandoned that to start our toddler vaping system. Sales of our inflatable bear trap were disappointing and we lost a lot of money on the chocolate covered McRib. But will this one pay off?

 

You bet your asteroid.

 

 

Join us as we welcome Don back to the lineup at Siggy’s in Palm Bay this Friday from 9:30 to 1:30…

 

And Saturday it’s Lou’s Blues also from 9:30 to 1:30…

Absolute Blue Astronomizes

 

This time of year on clear, crisp nights we can turn our eyes to the Kevins and take wonder at the Donstallations all through the Billky way, such as the big Skipper, that shine brightly above. An awe inspiring display that puts in perspective our place here on our own little rock. And wonder at the multitude of marketing possibilities. Sure, you can register a star of your own for $19.95, but what about the space between the stars? There is unlimited potential there. I know what you’re thinking, it’s like the time we sold bottles of air, which worked out well enough until Don got the idea of farting in every 6th bottle. We told him that it was a terrible idea, that it should be more like every 5 bottles, but would he listen? Or maybe like the time we ordered 500 pair of edible sox. Or the time we introduced the first solar powered flashlight. Or developed gluten free water. We had the market cornered on our electric surfboard till that string of fatalities. Our brief jerky was the perfect blend or erotic and dietetic but simply was not marketed correctly. And the jalapeno oreo idea was simply ahead of its time. At one time we offered an extensive line of pet cologne but abandoned that to start our toddler vaping system. Sales of our inflatable bear trap were disappointing and we lost a lot of money on the chocolate covered McRib. But will this one pay off?

 

You bet your asteroid.

 

 

Join us as we welcome Don back to the lineup at Siggy’s in Palm Bay this Friday from 9:30 to 1:30…

 

And Saturday it’s Lou’s Blues also from 9:30 to 1:30…

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