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Absolute Blue Invitation 9/29/17 - 9/30/17

 

Absolute Blue Controversizes

 

We’d like to thank a very special guest star that provided the assist last Sunday. For those that missed it, this really took us back to the old days and brought back a lot of memories…

 

But now we find ourselves embroiled in yet another controversy. This one so dividing and far reaching that we petitioned our Corporate Headquarters for an official statement. Do we stand in solidarity or kneel with the opposition during our performance? Negotiations took many hours, until we remembered that we don’t know how to play the national anthem. Relieved, we returned our attention to providing a comprehensive plan that would cover people of all races, creeds, genders, height, weight, eye color or level of incontinence, depends.

 

-During Lynrd Skynnrd we will group hug.

-During Chicago we will river dance.

-During Bruno Mars we will twerk.

-During Van Morrison we will dab.

-During David Bowie we will do the Macarena.

-During Tower of Power we will Tebow (if we remember how).

 

And before we go any further, make plans next Saturday, October 7, for our Tequila Azul debut, at The Avenue in Viera, between Longhorn Steakhouse and Chili's. Are you ready for bold fresh Mexican cuisine and craft cocktails in a beautiful casual setting? You’ve just found it…

 

This weekend we start things off with a Friday night, 7 to 11 at Tiki Bar in Sebastian, just south of Main Street on Indian River Blvd…

 

Then Saturday it’s a brand new venue, Jack Straws in Palm Bay, in the Publix shopping center at the Southeast corner of Babcock and Palm Bay Road, from 9 to 1…

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