Absolute Blue Invitation 11/03/17 - 11/05/17

Absolute Blue Semanticizes

We at Absolute Blue have long been fascinated with linguistics, and how the simplest of changes in lexicon can significantly alter the meaning of the intended communication. For example, take any phrase that is part of your daily vernacular and apply a simple word, such as ‘bitch’, after it. You’ll be amazed at the results! Try it with friends, family and coworkers and watch the fun! Combine this with the recent spate of proposed horror movie sequels, such as Friday the 13^th XI: Jason and the Argonauts, Childs Play 8: Chucky’s In Love, Saw IX: Seesaw and Nightmare on Elm Street 10: Freddie Goes to Hollywood and the results may be too frightening for some. Therefore, we offer the following to take a bit of the edge off some memorable film taglines:

-I’ll Be Back, After A Quick Trip To Bed, Bath And Beyond.

-This Time It’s Personnel (HR cut).

-In Space No One Can Hear You Order Ice Cream.

-Go Ahead, Make My Bed.

-Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Get Back In The Stock Market.

-I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti, Both Of Which I Took From His Shopping Cart.

-Sometimes Bread Is Better (Subway Collectors Edition).

-You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Goat (Old McDonald cut).

Jim Cantore had guaranteed a fabulous weekend so get on down to Keith’s Oyster Bar at Cocoa Beach Pier from 6 to 10 Friday…

Then Sunday from 2 to 7 head on up to Millikens at the Port…