Absolute Blue Invitation 8/10/12 - 8/11/12

Absolute Blue Acts Up

The Worst Band You'll Ever Love has accepted in principle an offer to star in a low budget reboot of a successful film franchise and have already begun thesbian lessons, which Bill was very excited about at first, as well as calisthenics and yoga to prepare for our respective roles. Entitled The Extendables, it takes place in the near future when culinary arts have replaced warfare on the battlefield. With Gordon Ramsey as our Commander in Chief, along with his lieutenant, Emeril Lagasse. Our story unfolds with a maniacal terrorist bent on world domination or at least monopolizing the local food court. Faced with untold devastation, fear leads to panic, then more fear and finally more panicking. Summoned from retirement, five specialists are called upon to keep the kitchen safe for all mankind. The team:

Kevin: Chip 'Blade' Blatarsky: Master of knives, able to spread oleomargarine at breakneck speed, smoothly and evenly.

Don: Dutch 'Pepper' Murray: Saucier of supreme talent. Able to incapacitate enemy forces with his habanero au jus.

Bill: Dillon 'Screamin' Hawkins: Extreme baker, using potentially lethal combination of flour and C4 in his cupcakes.

Tom: Poncho 'Lefty' Johnson: Aka Souperman, adept at broth making, including a jumbo gumbo and louder chowder. Beware his risque bisque.

Skip: Mac 'Encheze' Gonzalez: Spice connoisseur, able to kill with ten seasonings or less.

Watch as they batter and souffle their way behind enemy lines, then kick some asiago. For the epicurious, it goes on for hollandaise and nights, with such catch phrases as 'I'll Tarnish Your Garnish' and 'Go Ahead, Make My Puree'...

With all that over, we can get back to the business at hand, which begins this Friday at Lou's Blues from 9:30 to 1:30...

Then Saturday it's The Old Fish House at the Treasure Coast Marina in downtown Grant from 6 to 10...