Absolute Blue Invitation 8/17/12 - 8/19/12

Absolute Blue Goes Municipal

Though a series of clandestine payments, covert meetings and blatant ass kissing, The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love has solidified their legacy by securing naming rights to a number of local community structures and edifices, thereby strengthening their marketing efforts and continuing their branding strategy. This follows a number of failed marketing attempts, including designing Absolute Blue toilet paper, promoting home surgery kits and introducing our own line of designer kittens. These led to inquiries from so called ‘lawyers' and a concerned public as well as multiple ASPCA allegations. But this new initiative looks forward to the future, when we will undoubtedly see the Husqvarna Intracoastal Waterway, the Palmolive intersection of 520 and US1, or more ironically, Budweiser presents I95. Our efforts to date have seen the following:

Kevin’s Krapper: Third stall from the left, Men’s room, Paradise Beach Park.

Bill’s Beach: Between Cassia and Ocean Spray. Water not included (clothing mandatory).

Skip’s Sign: Corner of A1A and Eau Gallie. Says Stop.

Tom’s Table: Hightower Park, third Picnic bench along. Clearly non hygienic.

Don’s Drive: The 600 block of University (not endorsed by the Prostitutes Local #518).

 
This obviously sets the standard for other bands to follow, although we are working hard to patent this idea as well as others, some our own, in yet another step towards our ultimate goal of global domination…

A full weekend starts with a Friday night at Suzi’s Tiki bar in Sebastian, just south of Main Street from 6 to 10…

Saturday it’s a private party, but Sunday we’re back at Sebastian Beach Inn this time from 2:30 to 6:30…