Absolute Blue Invitation 9/28/12 - 9/30/12

Absolute Blue Minutes

Sept 26, 2012

Pursuant to Public Notice, Chair Tom Willett convened a regularly meeting of the Absolute Blue Board on Tuesday, Sept 25, 2012 in Billy’s living room. All members were present.

Agenda item ABI #17-12: Revocation of Band Policy 11.3.32(b): No band performance shall take place with 1000 yards of an adult entertainment establishment. ACTION: Move to revoke said policy, seconded and voted unanimously. No discussion.

Agenda item ABI #17-13: Individual Veto Power should be limited to 3 songs per night. ACTION: Move to extend individual veto power to 4, pending unforeseen circumstances and/or jaeger shots. Seconded and considerable debate on Jack vs Jaeger. Motion passed unnoticed.

Report from Beautification Committee: Recommend that no shirt should have more than sixteen different examples of no more than three clearly identified floral species. Also recommended that shorts be banned from all performances except for Don, because he has the legs for it.

Report from Redevelopment Committee: Our application to be the Official Band of the First Zombie Apocalypse has been denied. Apparently Justin Bieber beat us to it. Positions for subsequent Zombie Apocalypses are available, however that will require application resubmission and substantial licensing fees.

All recommendations have been tabled until sobriety.

Meeting was adjourned after several beers.

Respectfully submitted into the Absolute Blue Archives, September 26th, 2012.

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