Absolute Blue Invitation 12/28/12 - 12/31/12

Absolute Blue Wraps 2012

As we say goodbye to 2012 we take the time to review goals, measure success and enter the results into our patented futil-o-meter to produce tangible and measurable results to forward to our corporate headquarters, then beg them not to revoke our charter. It's also time to purge our archives of all the leftover bits and bytes that were not included in previous Absolute Blue communication. So behold the following that did not make it into previous announcements due to time constraints, grammatical inconsistencies or the fact that they just plain sucked:

Does the tomb of the unknown dog soldier live in caninimity?
Tom couldn't shake the feeling that he had farted here before.
It was as sure a career suicide as if Taylor Swift dated a nice guy.
Don's penchant for math soon grew into an addiction to subtraction.
If Rene was proud of passing gas while playing, did he flaunt his flatulence while flouting?

In any case we end the year with a bang...

Friday it's Squid Lips from 7 to 11...

Then Saturday at the Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina 6 to 10...

Sunday we play Skydive Sebastian at the Sebastian airport from 6 to 10...

Then we wrap things up with a big New Years Eve party at SBI from 8:30 to 12:30...

HAPPY 2013 TO ALL!!!!