Absolute Blue Invitation 5/04/13 - 5/05/13

Absolute Blue’s Combine

Unbeknownst to the casual observer, there is a little known process by which musicians are selected to replace aging or incarcerated band members from popular bands. This is the reason behind the ongoing success of Aerosmith, Bon Jovi and Tony Bennett.  The process is similar to the draft, where musicians are brought together, evaluated, then selected by a series of bands that are at risk of being irrelevant or at least incontinent. This year, The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love has joined the fray, however with mixed results:

Skip was selected in the 10th overall round by Mild Cherry after posting an impressive 10.8 40 oz.
Don had problems with the academic requirements, scoring higher than the maximum, however still went in the 15th round to the Ozark Mountain Conservatives.
Bill failed the breathalyzer but still secure a 6th round selection with the Below Average White Band.
Kevin impressed scouts by benching 36 beers, until it was discovered that most were empty, which explained his slurred speech and constant assertion that he was, in fact, ‘Jake…from State Farm’ when asked about his 4th round selection.

Unfortunately these picks are for the most part ornamental as the draftees seldom play, get paid or even acknowledged by the organization, except for that Journey singer guy…

Saturday we’re back to Palm Bay with a performance at Siggy’s from 9:30 to 1:00…

And Sunday it’s finally here: the big Cinco party at Cantina Dos Amigo’s in Indialantic from 6 to 10. Join us for a bodaciously good time no matter what side of the Rio you’re from…