Absolute Blue Invitation 8/16/13 - 8/18/13

Absolute Blue Scholasticizes

Due to the success of the recent BCC expansion, plans are already underway for yet another institution of higher learning in the area. West Eastern State Technical University at Dunedin promises its students a full and rich educational environment as well as meeting social needs. In fact, it is the first marginally accredited college specifically designed to market itself solely based on its reputation as a party school. Their motto, Come Get Wasted at WESTUD, is more than just a slogan, it’s a trademark. Unfortunately they have had problems filling faculty positions due to recent meth lab busts and unreasonably high bail limits. It is with desperation that they have turned to The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love to fill out their academic roster. Among WESTUD offerings for the upcoming semester:

Don is planning a curriculum entitled: Can I Eat That? The timely and efficient preparation of road kill, house pets and common garden pests.

Skip has a series called Vegetable Hunting; Stalking and tracking the most dangerous of legumes as well as caliber and magazine selection.

Kevin’s syllabus is complete, dubbed Know Your Rednecks; a comprehensive overview for those that tend to confuse Hank Williams, Jr with Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

Tom created his from scratch: Flatulence, using his own Field guide: Identification and Diagnosis of the most personal of odors.

Bill designed a course called Rap Roots 101: Design and structure of hip hop’s early years from Fresh Prince to Run and/or DMC and even that Blondie chick that does that song…

As we prepare for parent teacher conferences we offer some fine chances to catch Absolute Blue at their finest…

Friday night we’re at Coconuts in Cocoa Beach from 7 to 11…

Saturday we attend a private party but Sunday brings us back to SBI from 2 to 6, rain or shine...