Absolute Blue Invitation 9/06/13 - 9/07/13

Absolute Blue’s Exilation

Unfortunately Absolute Blue, against advice of counsel, took advantage of a seldom used ruling to apply for their collective green card as a group, however now their immigration status is tied together so any singular improprieties affect each other. This includes when they did the thing at the place as well as that one time. Turns out that The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love has been under surveillance for some time. An anonymous tip led to a covert operation, run by a series of agents fueled by camphor and desolation that has left Absolute Blue at the brink of expatriation with, for once, no clue as to who to bribe. They were even able to infiltrate the secret location of the Band Cave, which is really just a beer bottle filled bench next to a porta potty. Among their findings:

Suspicions arose when Tom showed up for his naturalization hearing naked. Again.

Skip repeatedly referred to bicameral legislation as dual dromedary.

Bill is on the USCIS watch list for his repeated reference to ‘Citizen and Gimmegration’ policies.

Due to Kevin’s many antics, there is a strong possibility that the band will be deported, most probably to starboard.

Don routinely roots against the SEC which, while not unconstitutional, is most probably against one or more Bill of Rights.

And we’d like to add, for those of you that think they can control the band, tell us what to think and say, we’ve got news for you. It’s going to cost you, and not just beer this time…

Friday it’s an early street party in Cape Canaveral from 6 to 10. The party can be found at the corner of Taylor and Poinsetta Avenues, just a mile or so north of 520…

The Saturday we’re back at The Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina in Grant from 6 to 10…