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Absolute Blue Invitation 11/16/18 - 11/18/18

Absolute Blue Jests


After a surprise audit from the Association of Witticisms, Fartjokes, Anecdotes and Linguistics, we have learned that we are dangerously close to our quota for the year. To be considered AWFAL in our existing Humerical category, one step below Humorous, we are limited to a total of 100 Retorts, Quips, Wisecracks and/or Gags each year. As a result we run the risk of being non-compliant and losing our accreditation as an AWFAL Feature and its resultant tax exempt status. Although we take issue with some of the AWFAL rulings, feeling that many of those classified as ‘comedy’ are more closely related to Satirical Allegory, Nationalistic Hyperbole or Political Rhetoric. But alas, the Association has made their decision and our goal now is to make the best of it. And as we redefine our commitment to being AWFAL, we are being limited to one joke per week for the rest of the fiscal year. So after much deliberation, we bring you this week’s selection, as we look for more AWFAL things to come in the upcoming year:


How is obtaining a considerable task that must be attended to like getting a tall prostitute to propel a small dinghy? One is getting a long row to hoe and the other is getting a long hoe to row.


We will let that sink in…



In the meantime, please join us for a special Sunday performance at Tipsy Tiki in Ft. Pierce, just off Seaway and 14th, from 2 to 6…

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