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Absolute Blue Invitation 10/23/20 - 10/24/20
Absolute Blue Mobilizes
We here at Absolute Blue have seen enough. We simply cannot stand by while the country that we have come to tolerate as much as the next is turned into a cacophony of discord, rife with dissension bordering on anarchy. The time has come to take swift and decisive action. Therefore, we have officially applied for membership in a number of quasi political organizations. In an effort to make the largest possible impact, we started with some hard-core groups known as malicious militias but could not meet their minimum firepower requirements as they refused to recognize a very impressive Nerf arsenal. Next we tried the less ambitious vicious militias and were summarily dismissed for breaking rank for happy hour and questionable attire. Then came the suspiciously fictitious militias which, turns out, don’t even exist. So we carefully examined the strategies and tactics that individually suited ourselves and created our own group we like to call the Delicious Militia, as the Loud Boys was already taken. The major points of our manifesto:
-Unfortunately Don thought CueAnon was a support group for billiard addicts so our initial meetings were a bit confusing.
-We will call for reinstatement of the Affordable Pear Act, ensuring there is no fruit left behind.
-We will initiate and support Flantifa, the custard based movement advocating an anti authoritarian platform for all desserts.
-We will work with council to create the Phillybuster: The world’s largest cheesesteak.
-We will petition local, state and federal agencies to expose the members of the Deep Dish State and reveal their strategy to secretly control the worldwide pizza supply.
-We will be submitting our plan to replace the Supreme Court with a Food Court, because who doesn’t like Panda Express.
Join us for a step toward normalcy at Mainstreet in downtown Melbourne Saturday from 6 to 10….
Absolute Blue Invitation 07/04/20 - 07/04/20
We are on for Saturday 1-4 at The Majors Golf Club in Palm Bay…
See you there!
Absolute Blue Update
Update:
Both performances scheduled for this weekend have been cancelled. See you on the 4th…
Absolute Blue Invitation 6/26/20 - 6/27/20
Absolute Blue Recommencisizes
It’s official: We are back!
We have three venues that are back in full operation as well as another that has agreed in principle to begin full bands next month. So get ready to enjoy some abundantly mediocre entertainment.
We are often asked what we’ve been up to during this down time and what you may not know is that while we combine to create a cohesive musical force, our individual tastes in music are many and varied. So we held some group sessions to explore this musical diversity. I played Schubert and Bill said It’s Sonata Music, but I still think it is. And never knew he was Italian. I played a Vivaldi piece and said it was Baroque and Don said he was low on cash too. We talked about steel drums but Bill swears he paid retail. I asked Skip about a Fender and he said he didn’t say anything to her. So we decided individual study was best. Turns out we invented and copyrighted new music genres. And if you plan on using any of the below please send a check to Absolute Blue, c/o Brevard County Sheriff’s Office, Parole Division. Note ‘Live Hamsters’ on the outside and it will get right to us:
-Tom combined the most unlistenable elements of Western and Soul and came up with Alamotown.
-Bill used his love of hard rock and Breaking Bad to introduce Heavy Methal.
-Don finally admitted that his love for Louisiana music has caused a condition known as Zydecodependency.
-Skip developed a highly questionable prenatal program to foster a love of singing he calls Embryodeling.
-Kevin, being a big fan of Muddy Waters as well as the inverse of exponentiation created Logarithm and Blues.
Good to be back.
This Friday please find us at Mainstreet in Downtown Melbourne from 6-10…
Then Saturday it’s back to Squid Lips in Melbourne from 7 to 11….
Upcoming Events
| Sat Oct 24 @ 6:00PM - 10:00PM Mainstreet |