Absolute Blue Invitation 7/09/21 - 7/10/21

Absolute Blue Musicizes

Music is the universal language. It can unite us, move us and reach us in ways no other medium can. It can unite us, but more importantly it can also enrich us. Which is why we have put together a number of different ways that we can repurpose, revise and remarket songs that have become part of our collective musical experience. These should need no introduction but with only slight modifications can produce significant revenue streams with the right type of licensing. For example, we took the initiative to secure the rights to a Journey song specifically for funerals called Don’t Stop Bereavin’. And many automotive service centers are already interested in our Zeppelin feature, When The Chevy Breaks. Course we may have gone too far with our Doors offering which pits Lutheran and Episcopalian musical groups against each other, Fight My Choir. But we are sure to score a hit with some of our other selections such as:

-A Marvin Gaye inspired automated motivational messaging service, Textual Healing.

-Another Zeppelin offering geared toward golf course promotion, Fairway To Heaven.

-A feature marketed to Jimmy Dean products brought to you by Stealers Wheel, Stuck On The Griddle With You.

-A Jim Croce take on Corona, Lime In A Bottle.

-A marketing strategy for Supertramp’s GPS app, lest you Take The Wrong Way Home.

-A Steely Dan themed campaign for proctologists, Feeling In The Rears.

Join us this Saturday at Mainstreet Pub in downtown Melbourne from 6 to 10…

Absolute Blue Invitation 6/18/21 - 6/20/21

Absolute Blue Nauticalizes

Over the course of many years, Kevin has inspired us with his tales of nautical adventures and taught us to view the majesty of the open water with equal parts of respect and awe, to learn about the creatures that inhabit its mysterious depths with wonder and reverence as we develop new strategies to murder and eat them. But its also about managing these resources, as we found with the Carp A Diem program which turns out to be a bag limit, and even ways to mitigate these. For example, did you know that there is a specific plea that can be entered should you be cited for being over limit? Similar to Insanity, you may plead ‘Grouper Stupor’ and let your walleye be the fall guy. We are also attempting to provide an enhanced maritime experience, by developing a sounder flounder, a less crappy crappie, a more dapper snapper, a way to better cook snook, or perhaps more herring for sharing. We have compiled a short list of the more memorable seagoing experiences by the Absolute Bluegills, because when others say Pompano we say Pompayes:

-Behold, the most spiritual creature of the ocean, the Amenome.

-Kevin once caught the king of all billfish, one he calls Marlin Brando.

-For The Shining fans, Skip brings you the Red Drum.

-Tom once saw a sport fish as big as a Steinway which could be the first sighting of the rare Piano Tuna.

-Bill’s interest is focused on a devastating invasive species, the Big Lionfish.

-In New York Don has caught massive numbers of fish used for Baptist Friday Fish Fries, the Church Perch.

Please join us for a Friday night at Squid Lips in Melbourne from 6 to 10…

Then Sunday it’s Malabar Mo’s from 4 to 8…

Absolute Blue Invitation 6/11/21 - 6/13/21

Absolute Blue Elementizes

We at Absolute Blue have always taken a deep interest in the sciences. Skip was even a Particle Physics major. Or maybe it was no particular Physics. Either way, there’s a reason that Bill’s nickname was Ferrous Bueller. And remember that time that Don accidently discovered a new chemical compound while attempting to light a bathroom candle? Talk about your noble gases. This even pertains to investing, as Tom diversified his portfolio between ionic and covalent bonds. Just like Kevin always says, it’s better to be carbonated than carbon dated. And with barely a coherent thought we bring you what we like to call the Beeriodic Table, beginning with the most basic of elements, Absolute Blutonium, The Worst Metal You’ll Ever Love. But that’s not all. So grab yourself an Oxygin and Tonic as we are sure to put the Ass in Potassium. Most of the below have only been synthesized in lavatories, although others have been known to occur naturally. Still others were created though precise chemical reactions, requiring a specific mentos-to-coke ratio:

-Flossphorous, an essential for good oral hygiene.

-Goodnitrogen, developed for use as an anesthetic

-A dense, ductile transition metal used in trash compactors, Flattenum.

-The scariest element, Afraidium.

-The tastiest of all elements, the key lime flavored Piedrogen.

-N’zinc, containing the very essence of boy bands.

-The Los Angeles based nutrient, SouthernCalcium.

-The most patriotic mineral, Flagnesium.

We start off a big weekend at Tiki Bar & Grill in Sebastian, on Indian River Blvd just south of Main Street, 7 to 11 Friday…

Then it’s Mainstreet in downtown Melbourne from 6 to 10 Saturday…

And we close the weekend out at Sandbar in Cocoa Beach, at the end of 520, Sunday 4 to 8…