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Absolute Blue Invitation 2/01/19 - 2/02/19

Absolute Blue Caninizes


Say you are an executive with a Company. You and some of your fellow executives don’t get along with the other executives. To the point that you feel the best thing is to halt company production completely over such principles as whether the toilet paper should flow freely from the top of the role or cascade gently from the back. Since your company is publicly funded, the money generated by the general public keeps rolling in. And as an executive, you keep your salary but hundreds of thousands of employees stop getting paid and have to rely on second or third jobs, or the generosity of others to survive. And millions more are affected by the lack of goods and services your company is to provide. Then you try to tell people that you are doing your job, the sole purpose of which is to keep the company running, to the best of your ability. And fully expect to be reelected to your executive position by the very people you are inconveniencing. In what third world country could such a thing happen? Before we let that sink in, here are some fun facts about dogs as a diversionary tactic:


-Skip taught his dog to drink malt liquor, making it a true Olde English Sheepdog.

-I though Kevin’s new dog was a greyhound, but when I asked him what kind and whether he would bite he said, “Whippet. Whippet good.”

-Bill taught martial arts to his toy dog. To our knowledge it is the world’s first Tai Chihuahua.

-Tom crossed a mad dog with a hunting dog and now he has a Joe Cocker Spaniel.

-Don over fed his guard dog and now he has a Lotsa Apso.


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