Absolute Blue Invitation 08/12/22 - 08/13/22

Absolute Blue Religicizes

I was recently asked to participate in a church service and met with the Father in advance. He was very pleasant and I was surprised to see that he had two full sleeves. He told me at length about the tattoos, each of which depicted a religious scene and it felt like I was attending Tatechism. He showed me the Church app and how you could apply for a variety of Church services, which seemed very techumenical. We prepared some litorgy, which is not near as fun as it sounds, and toured the chancery which turns out is not a casino at all. I was asked to read from first Corinthians and I rambled on about my experiences in leather work. There was then some talk of excommunication, but I swear I have not even texted my former wife. The whole thing was a bit confusing and I was left with some questions:

-I know Adam and Eve fell from grace when they tasted the forbidden fruit, but wouldn’t that be considered Applestolic?

-I saw a well known Democrat in line for communion but wasn’t sure that they gave rites to lefts.

-If a group of priests won a competition over another denomination, would they declare Vicarry?

-If I mistakenly repeated a short hymn, would that be a paradoxology?

-If I wanted to determine how to end a church service, would I look in the benedictionary?

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