Absolute Blue Invitation 09/09/22 - 09/10/22

Absolute Blue Relationalizes

Through the years The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love has attempted many team building exercises designed to strengthen strategic synergy and build a more dynamic working structure. At one point they tried to learn sewing together, but it seemed too superstitchious. Then there was the time the entire band took part in a theatrical presentation of the history of communism and wound up being redacted. They also tried camping but found it had little potential. They tried a public speaking class but talked so much they were deemed insaytiable. More recently they got together at Don’s house to watch election results and were all taken aback when Palin was unsarahmoniously denied office by Alaskan voters. And just this week they tried giving up beer for sports drinks but all agreed they were inconsequenchial. They also shared some individual insights intended to build trust and confidence in each other but most likely will be used for periodic if not constant ridicule:

-Skip let us know that he hates it when people constantly say yes to him calling it agreegious.

-Because of his aversion to oatmeal, we call Don imporrigable.

-Bill went to the local Irish bar a second time last week so he is officially a republican.

-Kevin joined a fishing team where he gets paid for setting lines, making him a procastinator.

-Tom tried to get out of the lease for his Ford SUV, but it was inescapable.

Please join us for a Saturday night at Squid Lips in Melbourne from 6 to 10…