Absolute Blue Invitation 2/17/23 - 2/18/23

Absolute Blue Inquirizes

I know. I’ve tried to stay away but always feel compelled to  come back to you. I’ve given this a lot of thought and there seems to be so much that needs to be said, so many questions left unanswered. Such as:

-If you sneeze as loud as you ever have while playing Pokémon, is that your Peak Achoo?

-Would those afraid of the Middle East possibly have Iraqnaphobia?

-Could the tea shortage in England become Kettleclysmic?

-When pasta spills is it Fallenguini?

-Was the guy that fell when trying to kick a dog Karmalized?

-Would those that study the peculiar eating habits of Edgar Allen be Podietrists?

-Can those lightbulbs that don’t work anymore be considered Incandoesnt?

-If the suspect gets knocked out, is he Perpendicular?

-Could the homeless in France be considered Parisitic?

-Should those that feel they must show everyone their new ink be called Tattooitous?

-Would not utilizing kitchen space efficiently be CounterProductive?

-And finally, if you sleep through the night but dream you have insomnia, do you wake up tired?

For the answer to these and more, join us Friday night at Cocoa Moose, on Clearlake, just off 520, from 6 to 10. It’s open to the public and this will be the last chance to catch The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love for a couple weeks due to court mandated anger management sessions, hot yoga classes, parole check-ins and our regularly scheduled spa days…