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Published on Wednesday, 19 February 2014 22:43

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Absolutin’ Putin

Now that the Olympics are in full swing it’s time to pay tribute to the Olympic athletes. All except Vladimir Jusnotgudonov, the Soviet skater. There were allegations that he wasn’t even from Russia, but further research proved that he was redder than Bob Costas’ eyes. So far the event has been a personal show put on by the Russian premier, which he hopes to carry on the tradition into the summer Olympics where we will see the Russian archers shootin’ for Putin and the golfers puttin’ for Putin. He even opened up a Sochi country and western venue so you can do some boot scootin’ with Putin. And while the Jamaican Bobsled team gets much of the attention, what about the Nambian curling or Malinese hockey team, three poor souls who were disqualified for absconding with pieces of ice, which they planned to sell in their native black market. Some say it’s a convergence of magnetic fields, some say it’s due to Chernobyl fallout, others say an asteroid crashed nearby millions of years ago, but whatever the reason there are no homosexuals in Sochi. Course their homes are ill furnished and they can’t dance for shit. Yep, no gays and no stray dogs. Coincidence? I don’t think so…

Friday we’ll be at the Tiki Bar in Sebastian, on Indian River just south of Main Street from 7 to 11…

Saturday we move the party to Cocoa Beach from 9 to 1 at The Sand Bar, located at the end of 520…

Sunday marks our return to SBI, from 1 to 5…

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