Absolute Blue Invitation 8/07/15 - 8/08/15

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Published on Wednesday, 05 August 2015 22:22

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Absolute Blue Mythos

Few people realize the strong ties that The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love has to Latent Comparative Presbyterian mythology. This little known sect borrows heavily from Estonian and Lithuanian folklore, probably due to their innate inability to personify the natural phenomena to truthful or hyperbolic accounts of historical events or perhaps to explain the extensive use of potlucks and rummage sales. In any case, this helps convey belonging, shared and spiritual experience, behavioral models, and moral and practical lessons. We find similar references in speech, attire and presentation at any Absolute Blue performance, sans the smell. These subtle nuances are specifically designed to enhance the viewing experience and distract from the decidedly pedestrian auditory emanations. And should this fail we go back to fart jokes. But these components have found their way into other aspects of their lives as well:

-During Kevin’s extensive Navy career he was at one point tasked with creating a public service announcement once they hit port and the ‘Don’t let Medusa seduce ya’ slogan was born.

-Tom marketed his own brand of mead he liked to call Zeus Juice, but was sued when it was found to be lukewarm Old Milwaukee Light.

-Forget Magic Mike. Skip at one time patented his own erotic one man show entitled “Hercules, sure to please”.

-Don tested a male enhancement product that had no clinical basis for success and even after years of side effects he is still known as “Neptune in the Bedroom”.

-Bill created an athletic shoe specifically designed to provide additional support in favor of his bone spurs on both heels aptly named “Achilles of Billy’s”.

So before Thor, get your Posiedon beside him with the Juno you know keep this Venus between us and get on out to Tiki Bar in Sebastian this Friday from 7 to 11…

Then it’s a brand new venue, Grind & Grape, Saturday from 8 to 12, at 925 Bougainvillea Lane in Vero Beach. It’s just off Ocean Drive, two blocks south of 60. It’s the world’s only Wine Bar/Coffee House…

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