Absolute Blue Invitation 4/27/12-4/28/12

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Published on Thursday, 26 April 2012 05:12

Written by Absolute Blue

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Absolute Blue Memorandum

To: Absolute Blue Integrations and Implementation Team

From: Absolute Blue Development and Deployment Team

Re: Absolute Blue Invitation Topics -

Don Does Too Much Dairy

Kevin’s ‘Does This Look Infected?’ Segment

Ask Bill About His Colonoscopy

Tom Rocks Out with His Cookout

Skip's Alimentary Adventure

Pursuant to our previous correspondence, while we appreciate the swift approval of the above and value the related suggestions that will undoubtedly result in legal retainer cost avoidance or at the very least drastically reduce sentencing, we are perplexed to find that our latest agenda item, Hot Bands We Have Problems Too, still waiting for your team’s approval. We feel this is vital and relevant content for our customers and would consider it a disservice to refrain from the quick and efficient dissemination of this highly topical material. Too long have people have labored under the misconception that Hot Bands have no problems when actually they are the same as many other bands except that they are Hot. There are many of the same smells, horrible manners and wardrobe malfunctions. Please ensure that this passes with the next iteration or we will be forced to resurrect the much reviled Don’s Too Sexy For His Shirt topic…

Until then, join a refreshed and revitalized Absolute Blue at Crossroads in Palm Bay from 9 to 1 Friday...

Then Saturday, 7 to 11, it's back to Squid Lips in Melbourne...

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