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Absolute Blue Invitation 10/30/20 - 10/31/20
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- Category: Front Page News
- Published on Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:57
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Absolute Blue Prosetizes
‘Twas the night ‘fore All Hallows and all down the street
Not one bar was open, the ban was complete
Skip and I walked ‘round in deep desperation
Convinced that we faced imminent dehydration
Then up from a side street the horn dogs appeared
Said Don and then Kevin, “It’s just as we feared”.
Don said “The liberals, they don’t want us drinking,
Not till November, what can they be thinking”?
Kev said that “‘The GOP all wants us sober,
Can’t wait till this ‘lection is finally over”.
Then Billy pulled up and said “Guys you’re in luck”!
Just look in the bed of my old pickup truck”
In there were coolers filled up to the top
With all kinds of beverages, most made from hops
There were pilsners and pale ales and beers made with craft
Some Molsons, Labatts and some Genuine Draft
Red Stripes and Mooseheads, St Pauli’s and Bass’s
Lagers and Cream Ales, stouts thick as molasses.
Turns out there are things in which, all parties agreed
The right to imbibe sometime’s just what we need.
Join us for a special Halloween party at The Old Fish House in Grant from 8 to 11 Saturday. There’ll be costumes and prizes and all kindsa carrying on with Eric Webb getting things going at 4:00, then The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love and finally a costume contest with a weekend getaway first prize at 10:00…

