Absolute Blue Invitation 2/18/21 - 2/20/21

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Published on Wednesday, 17 February 2021 21:17

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Absolute Blue Ememazes

Before they became The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love, the guys tried their hand at a number of different professions. But what truly became a passion was The Sweet Science. Yes, in a former life Absolute Blue was well known in the fight game. Once known as the Phenomenon of the Octagon, you may have heard of their MayTag Team matches against appliance repairmen. They even tried cage fighting but the cage kept winning. They eventually lost their mojo at the dojo and the management grew tired of their Kung Foolery. But this does not take away from the many related accomplishments of Absolute Blue, where we still rock and roll all night but only party every other day:

-Bill started studying Brazilian Jiu Jitsu but it was just too many.

-Tom signed with a prestigious fight organization but was relegated to their farm team where he learned Mooey Thai and started the first ever Rustlemania.

-Don lost two matches to his wife before he realized it wasn’t Mixed Marital Arts.

-Skip showed promise at Judo but thought it was racist.

-Kevin once tried to tap out but it was really more of a soft-shoe.

Join us for a highly unusual Thursday night at The Avenue in Viera from 5 to 8…

Then Friday we’re at Squid Lips in Melbourne from 6 to 10…

And Saturday, make plans for Kelly’s Burgers & Beer in Melbourne from 7 to 10…

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