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Published on Wednesday, 13 October 2021 20:42

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Absolute Blue Vocabulizes

Upon completion of each of these posts, there remain some unused words, which we fully intend to repurpose, but there are rules regarding this, both real and imagined. Such as the laws of physics. Or the laws of psychics. I can’t remember. And even through there are resources such as the Chicago Manual of Style, which to us just contains horn charts, and The Saurus, which I could never figure out, questions still remain. Like, when giving an irrelevant response to a priest, would that be a non-secular non sequitur? Would the language heard in a Tijuana prison be considered Lexicon for Mexicons? Would the new practice of using sharks as a sexual metaphor (or metafive, whatever it takes) be considered finnuendo? If at some point during our Caribbean cruise we bored people, would this be considered being pedantic on the Atlantic? Or would we have to be more Pacific? The last thing we want to do is to use simile criminally, tell a terrible parable or be historically rhetorical in our effort to use spectacular vernacular. So as a result:

-Due to our trumpet player’s risqué banter we have renamed it Dontendre.

-Bing! Bam! Boom! Just like that Kevin created the first encyclopedia of onomatopoeia.

-Because Skip came from Mississippi and has a tendency to contradict himself, we call him Biloxymoron.

-Tom having to press his own shirts is a classic example of irony.

-And to be clear, our drummer is NOT Billiterate.

Join us for a Friday night at Squid Lips in Melbourne from 6 to 10…

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