Absolute Blue Invitation 11/05/21 - 11/06/21

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Published on Wednesday, 03 November 2021 19:35

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Absolute Blue Treaterizes

So you say we’re too old? Trick or Treat is for children? That we would not degrade ourselves yet again? Well, you just got Tobleroned. It’s time for us to stand up for our rights as Americans and partake in the very basic principle of getting something for nothing. But it’s more than that. The simple goal here is to become candy neutral, to take in the amount of candy that we’ve given out through the years. Is it sad to think that we’re taking candy away from children? Perhaps, but if we’re crying it’s with 3 Musketears. We’re looking at picking up pounds of Mounds, a heyday of Paydays, a whole bunch of Nestle Crunch, heaps of Heaths, I mean enough to give us divertwixulitis. It’s like, no time for chit chat, gotta get my Kit Kat if you know what I mean. But included in our bounty were some more questionable off brand pieces, such as an alcohol laced bar called Sniquors. And one that indicated pronoun awareness, a Her/She bar. But that’s not all. We also found:

-In Tom’s bag was an I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butterfinger.

-Skip’s route included the Baptist church where he picked up several Jesus Pieces.

-Kevin believes there were trace elements of Viagra in his Mr. Woodbar.

-Bill had a candy bar that smelled of fish which turned out to be a Salmond Joy.

-Don found his candy could include either nougat, caramel or coconut in his appropriately named Maybe Ruth.

Join us for a Friday night back at Sunset Waterfront Grill and Bar in Cocoa Beach, on 520 at the river, from 5 to 9…

And Saturday it’s a new venue, Island Time Marina and Restaurant, in Cocoa Beach on 520 kinda by the same river, from 5 to 9…

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