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Published on Wednesday, 24 November 2021 18:46

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Absolute Blue Litigicizes

Much has been made of our legal woes and sure enough here we go again. But we aren’t alone. We were charged with Miss D. Meaners so I guess she’s in trouble too. Though in our case it’s more like a tidal wave of complaints, a veritable suenami. Caught up in the excitement of the indictment, we were working on a judicial order but weren’t sure how to submit it which resulted in the very first petition for Maybeous Corpus. It was such a disaster they suggested a prescription for Writalin. Our next step was to secure representation. Everyone’s talking about Cam Newton got them two million or something but he’s been on my fantasy team all season and he’s never got me more that twenty two and a half. And since we couldn’t afford any of those high priced attorneys, we found a lawyer headquartered in a strip mall with a CBD dispensary, a rectory and a bakery, called Tokin, Nuns and Buns. We put him on retainer but we’re trying to get him enrolled in Smile Direct Club. When we finally went to trial, it was mostly error. At this point all we are asking for is a little acquittal. But what do we get instead?

-Kevin was a witness for the prostitution but said he saw no money change hands.

-Turns out we were exdonerated so we have to get rid of our trumpet player.

-Bill filed a brief but it was rejected. I’m guessing he should have washed them first.

-The judge asked if we wanted a continuance and Tom said “Depends”.

-Skip was charged with theft of a shipment of chickpeas which turns out to be a falafelony.

Join us for a Sunday afternoon at Malabar Mo’s from 4 to 8…

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