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Published on Wednesday, 01 June 2022 22:52

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Absolute Blue Monikizes

It was at a live show featuring her as well as her own impersonator, a show we like to call Cher And Cher Alike, that we first asked, if Cher had a nickname, where would it go? We have always admired great nicknames in history such as Genghis ‘Chaka’ Khan, Helen ‘Killer’ Keller, Robert E. ‘Apparent’ Lee and Atilla ‘The’ Hun. So we decided what was missing from our music was really badass nicknames. We managed to hire a ‘Moniker Consultant’ and after analyzing personality traits, criminal records and credit scores, the following were suggested: Skip ‘Squirrel’ Gosnell, Don ‘Babs’ Miller, Kevin ‘Scooter’ Trowbridge, Bill ‘Sugar’ Yearty and Tom ‘Dumbass’ Willett. Now some of these I don’t agree with but turns out it doesn’t matter as just like everything else the cost of nicknames has skyrocketed, and we were barely able to afford one. So in the future please refer to us as:

-Skip ‘Mad Dog’ Gosnell

-Don ‘Mad Dog’ Miller

-Kevin ‘Mad Dog’ Trowbridge

-Bill ‘Mad Dog’ Yearty

-Tom ‘Mad Dog’ Willett

Join us Friday evening from 6 to 8 at the City of West Melbourne Community Park Amphitheater, 3000 Minton Road, just North of 95…

Then Saturday it’s back to Mainstreet in Downtown Melbourne from 6 to 10…

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