Absolute Blue Invitation 5/31/13 - 6/02/13

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Published on Wednesday, 29 May 2013 23:04

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Before we continue we would like to clarify a few things. Contrary to public belief we at Absolute Blue do not condone not participate in the tomfoolery, monkeyshines, shenanigans, twaddle, chicanery, hypocrisy and/or highjinks that have been commonly associated with The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love. Sure, Don once super glued a senator’s butt cheeks together and Kevin made over 12,000 prank calls in 2012 alone, but these are isolated events which we hope to put behind us as soon as the statute of limitations has expired. So it's not just drinking beer, mild cursing and fart jokes when we're not playing. That's actually when we ARE playing. But seriously, there is another side to the band as well. We decided to make the most of our time off and use this break for peaceful introspection and rumination, as each member pursued their unique discipline:

Skip completed his multi part analysis of Sartre’s ‘Transcendence of the Ego’ and completed volume II of his response to the contradictory nature of the work, albeit in crayon.

Don continued his hobby of researching nineteenth century impressionists from Degas to Pissarro and completed his replica of Morisot’s Cradle composed entirely of Bud Light bottle caps.

Kevin began an intense examination of Italian Neorealism reviewing the works of De Sica and Visconti as well as staging a companion piece to Rosselini’s Paisan specifically for Muppets.

Bill took time to extend his knowledge of linguistics, focusing this time on the dead languages of Sanskrit and Sumerian, translating volumes of historical text beginning with Dr Dre.

And Tom had some warts removed.

We have prepared a very special weekend for you beginning Friday at Squid Lips from 7 to 11…

Then we move on down to Grant with a performance at The Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina from 6 to 10…

And we finish things up at Coconuts Sunday from 2 to 6…

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