Absolute Blue Invitation 7/26/13 - 7/27/13

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Published on Wednesday, 24 July 2013 23:25

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Absolute Blue Nobilizes

And so ends another baby watch, this time culminating in a former commoner producing a future king, and not too shabbily considering there must have been a fair amount of pressure. And as we wonder at the ridiculousness of it all, we must realize that the British, ever proficient at the art of distraction, have succeeded in turning attention away from a country in turmoil to a natality scene, at least temporarily. That being said, there may be other ways we could benefit by adopting some techniques and strategies used by the Britons, as they been fairly successful in having a coup free if not democracy free commonwealth for a number of years. Case in point, the Royal Family itself. There is some sound strategy behind having one family responsible for the leadership of a country (as long as it’s not the Kardashians). Consider the millions of dollars that are spent on elections every four years. That money could be much better spent on more practical applications, such as bribes and payoffs. And it produces another potential revenue stream, the ability to purchase, at considerable expense, a title of your own. Local legislative coffers would runneth over as well to do citizens become Counts, Barons or Lords, resulting in a true exercise in feudility. Replacing city councils, neighborhood watch and PTA’s would be a system of nobility, such as the Earl of Brunswick Lanes upon Sarno or the Duke of Palmshoreshire, that would dole out swift if not brutal justice in response to local conflicts. Of course The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love would be knighted, perhaps daily, into the Order of the Jaeger…

And as we wait for an answer of our proposed municipal changes, we bring you a Friday night at Malabar Mo’s from 6 to 10…

Then Saturday at Neptune in Satellite Beach (formerly The Cove) from 9 to 1…

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