Absolute Blue Invitation 9/13/13 - 9/15/13

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Published on Wednesday, 11 September 2013 22:49

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Absolute Blue’s Cooldown

Much has been made of Middle East politics and the role that oil plays in our foreign policies. Our petroleum consumption requirements have required us to set up puppet governments, endorse questionable leaders and invoke doctrine that inevitably comes back to bite us squarely in the ass. But what’s missing here is an even more important agenda. While we have worried about filling up our vehicles with diesel and keeping crude prices manageable, a basic human need goes unrecognized. It is high time we turn our focus from Syria, Egypt and Portugal to a country that truly threatens our way of life. It’s time to strike and strike hard at our Icelandic oppressors. For years they have mocked us with their strange accents and abundant fishing. Without action now we run the risk of a future filled with warm mai tais, coolers filled with sand and an absence of slushies. Just think of a world where victorious coaches are doused with tepid sports drink. Yes, it brings chills. I know what you’re thinking: Why stop there and not take the next logical step? But strikes against Greenland are not advised as we have many sources of green like rainbows and prisms and such…

You can make a difference. Write your congressman in support of the Blame Iceland initiative or simply pass a $20 to any band member…

This weekend we bring you three chances to get out of the house and into the mix. Friday finds us at Siggy’s in Palm Bay from 9:30 to 1:30…

Then Saturday it’s back to Squid Lips from 7 to 11…

And Sunday we wrap things up with a rain or shine performance at SBI 2 to 6…

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