Absolute Blue Invitation 4/25/14 - 4/27/14

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Published on Wednesday, 23 April 2014 21:51

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Absolute Red White and Blue

If you’re in the market for new or gently used music, there are a number of things to consider. Perhaps the most important is where your hard earned entertainment dollar is really going. Sure, you could opt for a flirty flamenco or a macho mariachi, but where does your money actually go in these cases? We read on the internet that this capital has gone to fund jihadists, Lutherans and even Republicans. So what’s an informed, conscientious consumer to do? We strongly suggest investing in a wholly American product, such as Absolute Blue: True red blooded Americans playing American music with American words on American made instruments. I don’t know about you, but that sounds good to me. Sure you could support another band, then next thing you know Regis Philbin is back on tv and your 401k has tanked. Coincidence? Probably. But why take the chance?

In other similar but completely unrelated news, we present our newest product, a combination of childhood innocence and Chicago’s deadliest gangster. Look for My Little Al Caponie coming soon at a failing retail store near you…

Join us this Saturday from 6:30 to 9:30 at Matt’s Casbah in downtown Melbourne. It’s the Art Festival weekend so be prepared to party…

Sunday we’re at Sebastian Beach Inn from 1 to 5…

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