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Absolute Blue Invitation 5/09/14 - 5/11/14

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The Internet ™ has decided not to display the requested information.

 

This could be due to a number of factors including but not limited to one or more of the following:

 

Hardware failure

Software incompatibilities

Browser vulnerabilities

 

But more probably due to recent software updates that have included Dynamic Universal Multiple Alternate Server Selection capabilities. This allows The Internet ™ to determine what’s best for you using a sophisticated algorithm and cutting edge, questionable and possibly illegal marketing practices. In this case it has provided you with the following suggestions based on your browsing history, last Amazon purchase, IQ, height, credit score, political affiliation, 401k contribution rate, shoe size, eye color, voter record, Netflix queue but mostly what you look like through your webcam:

 

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And when you’re done with that please join us for a Friday night at Bunky’s Monkey Bar, in Indialantic just across from Paradise Beach, from 9 to 1…

Then Saturday it’s the Tiki Bar in Sebastian, on the river just south of Main Street, from 7 to 11…

And we wind up at the Sandbar in Cocoa Beach, at the end of 520, from 4 to 8…


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