Absolute Blue Invitation 5/16/14 - 5/18/14

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Published on Wednesday, 14 May 2014 22:30

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Absolute Blue: Listen Responsibly

We at Absolute Blue have become aware of an alarming new trend, one that threatens the very foundation of our society. More and more we see music lovers distracted by hand held digital devices, meaningless conversations and loved ones, failing to give live music the attention it deserves. The end result?

The 867 won't be on time

I've got 2 chickens to paralyze

Scuse me while I kiss this guy

There's a bathroom on the right

I'll never leave your pizza burning

I wanna know have you ever seen Lorraine?

Clown control to Mao Tse-Tung

You made the rice, I made the gravy, but it just may be the tuna fish you're lookin for

Yes, carefully crafted words have lost what little meaning they had to begin with when proper attention is not paid, a condition known as Auditus Interruptus. Just imagine if Lou Rawls sang 'You'll Hardly Miss My Lovin'. Sure it may be true, but it’s hardly as compelling as the original. That is why we have created the ‘Listen Or Die’ campaign and hope to get other musicians, pet owners and Republicans involved as well. But how can you help? Know that your generous contribution to the nearest Absolute Blue tip jar will go to preserving the lyrical integrity for potentially future civilizations as well as saving what little this culture has left…

We start things off this weekend with a Friday night at The Old Fish House in Grant from 6 to 10…

Then Saturday it’s Neptune in Satellite Beach from 9 to 1…

And we wrap up another successful weekend at SBI, rain or shine, from 1 to 5 Sunday…

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