Absolute Blue Invitation 12/25/20 - 12/26/20

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Published on Wednesday, 23 December 2020 17:50

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Absolute Blue Holidicizes

Here at Absolute Blue we take our holidays seriously, as evidenced by the recent Arbor Day fiasco and since the charges are still pending and to prevent any further chaos, Bill suggested we not leave it up to Santa, as considering how this year went, he is afraid what would be left under the tree. Initially we just considered this case of claustrophobia but he may very well be right. After all, it seems we have been in a state of flux so much of the year that at this point it seems that it’s one big cluster flux. So we wrote down all our names and gift suggestions and drew from a hat, through a highly questionable process as I wound up with all names including my own. Turns out the hat was made in Venezuela under the Chavez label, which explains things. So now looks like I have to acquire the following before the 25th:

-Kevin is asking for some plastic wrap for his food products to truly achieve Sarandipity.
-Tom, after recently converting to Judaism, requests anything from the Just For Menorahs product line.
-Newly retired, Don has traveled to Antarctica and now needs an Arctic trip to be considered bipolar.
-Bill wants NFL tickets so I was able to get Jets season passes under the I Can’t Believe It’s Not Football program.
-Skip requested some low end liquor and I was fortunately able to secure a case of Whiskey In Name Only online so he can enjoy as a true WINO.

Join us for a post holiday celebration at our newest venue, Kelly’s Burgers & Beers, Saturday from 7 to 10. It’s at 650 N Wickham in Melbourne, just south of Sarno in that shopping center...

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