Absolute Blue Invitation 3/19/21 - 3/20/21

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Published on Wednesday, 17 March 2021 20:28

Written by Absolute Blue

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Please stand and recite the Pledge Of Allegients (Or the Oath Of Southwests):

Bass.

The vinyl frontier.

These are the annoyances of the Blues of Absolute. It’s twenty five year mission to abhor strange new girls. To seek out night life and new simple libations.

To boldly go where no band has gone before.

And while we have your attention, please review our new items in eBay:

1 Used Pacemaker

Ross Perot bobblehead: Poor condition: No bob/No head

3 bottles Nogain: Ineffective hair care for men

Several gallons used hand sanitizer

NASCAR screwdriver: Only turns left

2 turn signal bulbs: Never been used

Solar powered underwear: Men’s Large

Milli Vanilli Greatest Hits Vol 3: Contains mostly silence

10 Steps To A Happy Marriage: Hardcover: Dedicated to my ex-wife: Obviously unopened

Join us for a Friday night at Malabar Mo’s from 7 to 11….

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