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Published on Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:13

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Absolute Blue Gametizes

We at Absolute Blue have long been known for our competitive streak and last week was no exception. We took an opportunity to compete in an Axe Throwing competition for the first time. Unfortunately, we finished dead last in each category due to some questionable scoring. Don hit multiple bullseyes with body wash, Skip was quite accurate with his shampoo, Bill really nailed it with some aluminum free deodorant and Kevin scored repeatedly with his hair care throws. We may have failed miserably but we did smell fantastic. It was then strongly implied that our skills are more suited to something less physical, specifically board games. So we set out to reinvent some classics, vowing that we would not even mention some of the more socially and racially problematic titles such as Done Gins and Drag Queens, Absolute Bluno and even Chinese Checkers. So we ran the following by Legal and feel fairly confident regarding possible future litigation:

-Skip took out his hunting rifle and fired several rounds into varying sizes of stepstools after we suggested he review the much revered childhood game that he misunderstood as Shoot Some Ladders.

-Bill developed a game featuring his least favorite Fox host that he likes to call Cards Against Sean Hannity.

-Due to his proclivity for all things ignitable, Tom has created a highly combustible game he likes to call Hungry Hungry Zippos.

-Kevin tried to give a nautical twist to a classic dice game, instead using knots featured in sailing, however he gave it the most unfortunate name of Knotzee.

-Don developed a game of strategy whereby one pulls a wooden block from a structure, each representing an infection disease. He calls it PathoJenga.

Join us for a Sunday afternoon at Malabar Mo’s from 4 to 8…

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