Absolute Blue Invitation 8/13/21 - 8/15/21

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Published on Wednesday, 11 August 2021 20:35

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Absolute Blue Sanctionizes

We have finally had enough. Too many times we sat idly by while being exposed to volumes of vitriolic rhetoric without responding. It is now time to act. We have petitioned the major players involved multiple times demanding an end to the madness, but still see nothing has changed. So, yet again it comes down to us. Because as you know we are a band of action. Therefore, until they come to their senses, we have taken the initiative to ban ourselves from all social media for the period of one week, beginning with this post. We owe this to you, at least. As of this moment there will be no new content generated. This includes but is not limited to hyperbole, innuendo, double entendre, single entendre, haiku, limericks, iambic pentameter and fart jokes.

We will, however, leave you with our least remembered segment, Today I Forgot:

-TIF that many years ago, Wozniac, Jobs and Forbes formed a think tank tasked with developing new financial technology and called themselves the Den of Steves.

-TIF that Keith Richards was the source for a common idiom when he bagged two quail on his first hunting expedition and provided the earliest known example of killing two birds with one Stone.

-TIF that when you teased that red headed kid you were adding insult to gingery.

-TIF about a lengthy bible verse explaining how hundreds of doves appeared at the temple, which proves that a scripture is worth a thousand birds.

-TIF that an English and two Southeast Asian athletes won Olympic Archery medals but officials were hesitant to award them, because once Briton, twice Thai.

Please join us for a big weekend with The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love, beginning Friday at Malabar Mo’s from 7 to 11…

Then it’s Mainstreet Pub in Downtown Melbourne Saturday from 6 to 10…

We wrap things up with a Sunday afternoon at Sandbar in Cocoa Beach, at the end of 520, 4 to 8…

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