Absolute Blue Invitation 12/17/21 - 12/18/21

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Published on Wednesday, 15 December 2021 21:12

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I had to apologize to Kevin when, during our weekly Sartre discussion, he kept focusing on himself, so I called him a Deep, Vain Trombonist. Afterwards we bonded over our mutual love of all kinds of Christmas music and the many ways they could be exploited. I reminded him of my time in solitary at County where they put me in the Single Cell, Single Cell, Single Cell Block. Then he mentioned the time he was caught fishing in international waters and had his fish confiscated and kept singing Police Got Me Cod. Or that time I was detained shortly after landing in Orlando for being unruly which I Blamed Upon A Midflight Beer. Then the time he got stuck in a huge traffic jam while driving his Ford truck and spent All Day In A Ranger. And since it’s the Most Wonderful Time For A Beer, we have taken the opportunity to copyright a number of initiatives that are sure to bring us some much needed holiday cash:

-A program for returning grocery shoppers: O Come Aldi Faithful.
-A senior’s program for an outlet store: Silver Bealls.
-For Gillette razor customers: No Face To Comb For The Holidays.
-For the mortuary that realizes the importance of repetition: I Can Embalm, I Can Embalm.
-For those interested in Bohemian interior décor: Czech The Halls.

-And for anyone trying to put together gifts Christmas Eve with no instructions: O Come Now Where’s The Manual?

Join us for a festive Friday night at Tiki Bar in Sebastian, on Indian River just south of Main Street, from 7 to 11…

Then Saturday it’s Squid Lips in Melbourne from 6 to 10…

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